13
Aug
2011
That Disappointing Feeling
When you’re trying to get to sleep and it’s really hot the first thing you do it kick off the blanket a bit. But it doesn’t help. Then you take off your shirt. Still doesn’t help. Then you flip your pillow. Ahh sweet, sweet cold pillow. It feels like cold marble the first time you rest your head against that new side. But eventually it loses that cool and you flip it again. Well that was disappointing. Sure it’s a little cold but it’s never going to be as cold as that first time again.
What you need is an endless supply of pillows. This also has many other uses. Examples: pillow fights, pillow forts.
3
Oct
2009
Silly Accents
I have recognized after many years that every time I think or say something extremely ridiculous I think or say it with a Monty Python accent.
This subsequently feeds the whole silliness thing and makes the accent grow even more ridiculous.
I don’t think this is a problem but it might get me in trouble someday.
17
Sep
2009
This Post is
This post is meant to be read from the bottom up.
How did you get here?
This post is meant to be read from the top down.
23
May
2009
Shaving my face more often
Over the past few weeks I’ve noticed that my facial hair is growing a tiny bit faster and I need to shave twice a week instead of just once. As a blond man this concerns me. That is all.