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	<title>Michael Hartog &#187; girls</title>
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		<title>&quot;And that&#039;s why you&#039;re still a virgin, Mike&quot;</title>
		<link>http://www.michaelhartog.com/blog/2008/10/and-thats-why-youre-still-a-virgin-mike/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 06 Oct 2008 00:11:05 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Michael Hartog</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[So it was around this time last year. I had just gotten back to residence from home and since no one was back yet I decided to make a night of some Guitar Hero 3. Seemed like a pretty safe idea for a Sunday night. Then she walked in. What do you do when a [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>So it was around this time last year. I had just gotten back to residence from home and since no one was back yet I decided to make a night of some Guitar Hero 3. Seemed like a pretty safe idea for a Sunday night. Then she walked in.<br />
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<p>What do you do when a single, drunk girl walks into your room? I continue playing Guitar Hero.</p>
<p>And what do you do when a single, drunk girl walks into your room and sits on your lap? I continue playing Guitar Hero.</p>
<p>And what do you do when a single, drunk girl walks into your room, sits on your lap and tries to kiss you? I continue playing Guitar Hero.</p>
<p>Eventually she got fed up and left saying my favourite line of first year, &#8220;And that&#8217;s why you&#8217;re still a virgin, Mike.&#8221;</p>
<p>You see, I don&#8217;t do drunk chicks.</p>
<p>And thanks to this little incident conversation has been akward with her ever since. She keep trying to talk to me on MSN which I kind of brush off. It&#8217;s not like I have anything to be afraid of from stalkers, I&#8217;m a 6&#8217;6&#8243; guy.</p>
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		<title>The Musical</title>
		<link>http://www.michaelhartog.com/blog/2008/01/the-musical/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 15 Jan 2008 08:32:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Michael Hartog</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I saw a musical. I didn&#8217;t know it was a musical until I got in the car and she told me it was a musical. I&#8217;ve never seen a musical before. Movies with songs and such, but never a musical. The majority is dialogue is done in song. I really don&#8217;t know why this is [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I saw a musical. I didn&#8217;t know it was a musical until I got in the car and she told me it was a musical. I&#8217;ve never seen a musical before. Movies with songs and such, but never a musical.<br />
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<p>The majority is dialogue is done in song. I really don&#8217;t know why this is so appealing. Not to me I mean. The people who regularly watch musicals. You can display much more precise emotion in dialogue than in song. It may be less exaggerated but in a musical it seems that everything is over exaggerated.</p>
<p>And the protagonist and antagonist seem to sing together. Merrily. Perhaps a bit of dramatic irony. Perhaps a bit of &#8220;Hey, let&#8217;s make them sing together because that&#8217;s what a musical is about.&#8221; You should never ever change your content to fit the medium. Change the medium to fit your content.</p>
<p>Less singing.</p>
<p>My message? Tell people that they are going to a musical before they get in the car so they can make a shitty excuse to get out of it.</p>
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