7
Feb
2008
Boys…
Its midnight on December the 23rd. We’re four single men and we’re bored. What do guys do at times like these? Build things.But what to build? We’re men, so the obvious choice is a penis. A huge dick. Pascoe mentions a group on facebook built an 8 foot penis out of snow and made a group for it. Well I’m 6’6″ so we can definitely beat that.
The snow was beautiful, perfect for building large standing objects out of. And it would rain the next day, icing our beautiful shaft in place.
We decided on the nearby soccer field for our monument to manliness. Large areas of field covered in the finest packing snow I’ve ever built with. Fairly out of the way but if you go to the nearby park you will be able to see the statue.
And thus we started the behemoth which would be documented throughout its creation. Pictures of the step by step process were taken in order to demonstrate the massiveness.
And so we walked away, letting our monument stand for all we stood for, being hard and tall.